Diary of a Turtle

dear diary, 
  
   I'm in the corner of the forest.
I'm on my way to the sidewalk. I'm 
on my way to catch a piece of yogurt 
a human dropped on the sidewalk. Oooo,
now I see a cheesecake!!!!!! I have to 
get it! But I have to get the yogurt 
first! Oh this is heaven! I'm now 
gulping down all that sweet yogurt!
   Oh, now I'm on my way to the cheesecake.
Running, running... YES! I got it! I
got my cheesecake!!!!!!! I'm sooooooo
happy! The cheesecake is mine, mine, 
I tell you MINE!!!!!!! Oh, boy this 
little human girl found me and now I'm 
being taken down to the chambers of guilt!>_<
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, whats this? They are putting me in a 
bucket?! This is so not a way to treat a 
delicate, handsome, charming turtle!
They will probably cook me up to make 
turtle soup! What they are giving me a tomato?
They are giving me broccoli? They are 
giving me... Oooo a strawberry!!!!
I think instead of giving me tomato and 
broccoli they should of gave me human food 
like pizza and cookies!